SNL DIGITAL SHORT - 'I RAN'

The Lonely Island guys never disappoint. A new music video last night, "I Ran" which makes fun of the Iranian President. The timing and sociopolitical message is genius. Less than a week after Ahmadinejad stated that there were no gays in Iran, SNL puts out a love song video with a crooning Andy Samberg and Adam Levine. Many cameos also involved.

Hopefully this video stays up for a while:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnpNkPCcfBM

OBSERVATIONS ON A LAZY SUNDAY

-There is a "Merlion" statue just erected in a Cupertino strip mall. After some research I'm guessing that the establishment is Singaporean. Driving down Stevens Creek and seeing this caught me off-guard.

-Along the same stretch of road...a bumper sticker on a minivan that read "My other car is a stagecoach." Now, really? Well my other car is a chariot! Beat that!

-"Bear" Grylls is a God among men. I just watched an episode of Man Vs. Wild - Everglades and he has pushes all of the limits that the Croc Hunter established. Basically think of this show like the Croc Hunter, except instead of just toying with the animals, the host hunts them down with a knife and eats them! That carpenter ant larvae looked appetizing.

RESTORED ORDER

The world has righted itself and is spinning in the proper direction now. Sanjaya has been voted off American Idol. Lakisha broke the curse and probably crapped herself doing so.

I thought this day would never come. The recurring nightmares of mohawks and teenage-mustaches shall be gone forever. Now it's wonderful dreams of an Oprah-statured woman who looks like Shrek.

Sanjaya is the name of a disease. Like Salmonella.

SHE PICKLED ME SILLY...OH YES!

I Wikipediad Kelly Pickler because I saw how large her boobs have become after leaving American Idol. But...get a load of her prom dress! It's like I Dream Of Genie meets The Little Mermaid in a Wheat Field! Conversation was had:

alo514: she wore that to prom?
SuperHILAC: yes!
alo514: that's not a dress!
alo514: that's a mermaid costume!
SuperHILAC: and there's a shadow that looks like pubes
alo514: what were her parents thinking??
SuperHILAC: i don't think she has parents
SuperHILAC: they died or something
alo514: well there you go.
SuperHILAC: you are cold-hearted
alo514: ahah. that's sad.
alo514: and it's all embodied by that dress
alo514: "dress"

Or lack thereof. Not lack of parents, but dress. Don't want to confuse that.