19 April 2007

RESTORED ORDER

The world has righted itself and is spinning in the proper direction now. Sanjaya has been voted off American Idol. Lakisha broke the curse and probably crapped herself doing so.

I thought this day would never come. The recurring nightmares of mohawks and teenage-mustaches shall be gone forever. Now it's wonderful dreams of an Oprah-statured woman who looks like Shrek.

Sanjaya is the name of a disease. Like Salmonella.

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3 Comments:

At 11:09 AM, Blogger alo514 said...

But the Po-hawk! Now that we don't have Sanjaya, maybe YOU could fill that void.

 
At 10:41 AM, Blogger phi-style said...

LOL. melinda doolittle like shrek with no neck.

 
At 8:08 PM, Blogger phi-style said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DaZ6VMOhhV4

 

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