17 October 2007

SOMETIMES EXPLORATION

Sometimes I feel like going somewhere.
Somewhere nobody exists.
Exists just the trees, the ice, the sky.
Sky full of deep blue something?
No, that's a band.
OMG.
WTF.
I suck at poetry.
Don't even try it, dude.

But seriously folks...I like the crisp weather outside. I like the fact that I can avoid my blog for ages and then jump back into it at will - not being forced to write blurbs at the end of a gun muzzle. Welcome back, to me!

I have seriously too many obscure tags/labels in this blog. Soon I think I'm going to move this blog to another site. I'll keep you all posted.

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23 September 2007

LONG TIME, NO POST

Laziness is the reason.
Severe back pain right now.
Back pain probably also attributed to laziness.
As soon as I'm over this, I'm losing 25-lbs.
There's no stopping me.

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21 March 2007

THE REGINA MONOLOGUES

How can an American live the bling life in Canada? Make sure you book your travel arrangements last minute so that there is nothing left but the "Prime Minister's Suite" at the best hotel in that tiny town you're in. "The Queen stays there!" says a resident.

I ate a very hearty and delicious meal at The Willow on Wascana here in Regina. There was a lot of eggs and wild boar involved in the dishes. I don't remember ever eating wild boar before, but I have to admit that it tasted way better than regular pork. Wild boar has climbed to near the top of my list. It might be difficult to dethrone lamb though. I got the fixed-price meal which involved 5 rounds of dishes including dessert. I also sucked down 2 glasses of pretty tasty red wine, a Meritage and a Shiraz. The only problem I had with the experience is that there is always a time lag between dishes when you eat alone. There's nobody to talk to, so you basically scarf down the meal at double the pace. I would do this, then stare blankly at my glass of wine, swish it around a bit, take a sip and rinse it through my mouth like Listerine. I'd do this about 30 times while punching random buttons on my phone. Then the next dish would come. It's just one of the many struggles on the road.

But not all sucks...I get to sleep here!...






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