RESTORED ORDER
The world has righted itself and is spinning in the proper direction now. Sanjaya has been voted off American Idol. Lakisha broke the curse and probably crapped herself doing so.
I thought this day would never come. The recurring nightmares of mohawks and teenage-mustaches shall be gone forever. Now it's wonderful dreams of an Oprah-statured woman who looks like Shrek.
Sanjaya is the name of a disease. Like Salmonella.
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