17 November 2005

SANDBALL

A conversation tonight about sports and rules...

[00:59] MichelleWie: he used to live in saudi arabia. he played on the coures there - they had no grass.
[00:59] ErnieEls: ah ok
[00:59] MichelleWie: he had to carry a piece of astroturf around w/ him to hit off of
[01:00] MichelleWie: how weird is that?
[01:02] ErnieEls: that's cheating
[01:03] MichelleWie: says legal ErnieEls
[01:03] MichelleWie: not according to saudi rules
[01:04] ErnieEls: that's not golf
[01:04] ErnieEls: not following the pga
[01:04] MichelleWie: neither is playing on sand and dirt
[01:05] ErnieEls: yes it is
[01:05] ErnieEls: haha
[01:05] ErnieEls: well that's a moot point
[01:05] MichelleWie: moo
[01:05] ErnieEls: but not following the rules is a valid point
[01:05] ErnieEls: moving the ball by hand is definitely a violation
[01:06] MichelleWie: but you're not playing on a course that follows pga regulations
[01:06] MichelleWie: so the policies served by the rules are no longer valid
[01:06] ErnieEls: so you're just proving my point more
[01:07] MichelleWie: ergo, pga rules can't apply
[01:07] ErnieEls: the point that "that's not golf"
[01:07] MichelleWie: no, you're pt was "that's cheating"
[01:07] MichelleWie: our
[01:07] MichelleWie: your
[01:07] ErnieEls: "that's not golf" i said
[01:07] MichelleWie: preceded by "that's cheating"
[01:07] ErnieEls: it's cheating if it claims to be
[01:08] ErnieEls: if someone calls it golf...then he was cheating
[01:08] ErnieEls: so if it's not cheating, it isn't golf
[01:08] MichelleWie: just bc it doesn't conform to the pga means that it's not golf?
[01:08] ErnieEls: yes
[01:08] MichelleWie: really?
[01:08] ErnieEls: yes
[01:09] ErnieEls: golf is defined as "playing a ball with a club from the teeing ground into the hole by a stroke or successive strokes in accordance with the Rules"
[01:09] ErnieEls: The "Rules of Golf" are internationally standardized.
[01:09] MichelleWie: courses have special rules
[01:10] ErnieEls: those are like amendments
[01:10] ErnieEls: a course cannot alter the constitution (read: Rules)
[01:10] ErnieEls: these rules are defined by the R&A and USGA
[01:11] ErnieEls: it's internationally standardized
[01:11] ErnieEls: so what you're saying is like saudi arabia claiming that a gram does not weigh a gram
[01:11] ErnieEls: so therefore it isn't a gram
[01:12] MichelleWie: so...what was golf before the pga?
[01:12] ErnieEls: he must have been playing molf or wolf
[01:12] ErnieEls: the R&A
[01:12] MichelleWie: and that is...
[01:12] ErnieEls: Royal and Ancient Golf Club of St. Andrews
[01:13] ErnieEls: they rule golf everywhere except USA and Mexico
[01:13] ErnieEls: but they join with the USGA to internationally standardize the rules
[01:13] ErnieEls: i'm not making this up btw :)
[01:13] MichelleWie: but there was golf before the R&A
[01:13] ErnieEls: umm...well not really
[01:13] MichelleWie: what do you mean not really
[01:13] ErnieEls: unless you count the Society of St. Andrews Golfers
[01:13] MichelleWie: why did the R&A come into existence?
[01:13] ErnieEls: which became the R&A
[01:14] ErnieEls: ok...another point...saudi arabia didn't have golf when the R&A was formed
[01:14] ErnieEls: so it must be molf they are playing
[01:15] ErnieEls: but it ain't golf
[01:15] MichelleWie: of course it's golf!
[01:15] ErnieEls: i just proved that it isn't
[01:15] ErnieEls: it's some other similar game
[01:15] ErnieEls: with different rules
[01:15] MichelleWie: no you didn't
[01:15] MichelleWie: ahaha
[01:15] ErnieEls: the rules define the game
[01:15] MichelleWie: the game defines the rules
[01:16] MichelleWie: ok. if you're playing baseball w/ chairs for bases, are you stll playing baseball?
[01:16] ErnieEls: it's like saying you're playing basketball if you throw the ball upwards through the hoop
[01:16] ErnieEls: that's not baseball
[01:16] ErnieEls: that's chairball or something
[01:16] MichelleWie: that's basketball, sure
[01:16] MichelleWie: you're just not going to score that way
[01:16] ErnieEls: no...that's UNbasketball
[01:16] MichelleWie: and of course that baseball
[01:17] MichelleWie: soooo...if during a game, the ball goes upwards, that's not basketball?
[01:17] MichelleWie: that's just bball not in accordance w/ the rules
[01:17] ErnieEls: ok...but the difference here is that in saudi arabia it's like they are saying you score when the ball goes backwards through the hoop
[01:17] ErnieEls: so it's not golf
[01:17] ErnieEls: not if it counts as a score
[01:18] ErnieEls: not golf...sorry
[01:18] MichelleWie: it's the game of golf
[01:18] ErnieEls: no...it's the game of saudi arabia's creation
[01:18] ErnieEls: sandball i shall call it
[01:18] ErnieEls: sounds cooler
[01:18] MichelleWie: sandball
[01:19] MichelleWie: shesh
[01:19] ErnieEls: it shall now be called sandball from here until eternity
[01:19] ErnieEls: i'd like to try sandball....sounds similar to golf
[01:19] MichelleWie: *head explodes*
[01:19] ErnieEls: lol!!
[01:19] MichelleWie: lol
[01:19] ErnieEls: "ErnieEls...you are a genius"
[01:20] MichelleWie: no, you're "cool"

So the bigger question here is...why is there both Baseball and Softball?

3 Comments:

At 1:33 AM, Blogger alo514 said...

Obviously, there was a malfunction in the baseball making machine where they produced an excess of abnormally large baseballs. So they made up softball to use them up. Waste isn't good.

 
At 1:35 AM, Blogger Bryan said...

So are you saying that in Saudi Arabia that they ran out of grass and had to use a piece of astroturf? What resourcefulness!

 
At 11:51 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

my gosh people. get a life! :)

I'm with audrey. It's golf. It's not USGA golf, but it's golf. I mean, it's close enough. I think the critical point came here:

[01:15] ErnieEls: the rules define the game
[01:15] MichelleWie: the game defines the rules

It's a bit of both. Rules typically come into existence after a game has been created. But without rules a game isn't really a game. It's a symbiotic relationship.

 

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